Link 28 May 25 notes monkey's out of the bottle, man: It’s nice that there are certain straight people who are super...»

ovariesbeforebrovaries:

  • It’s nice that there are certain straight people who are super accepting of gays
  • but they shouldn’t be celebrated BECAUSE THAT’S HOW EVERYONE SHOULD THINK
  • I’d rather people not give a fuck that gay people are gay than certain people being like OH WOW GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!! PROUD OF U…

Every time someone feels the need to come up to me and be like “You know I’m totally ok with who you are, I think it’s just great.” I’m like:

“Thanks, and would you like a cookie or a medal for being a DECENT HUMAN BEING?”

Photo 28 May 4,414 notes introspectivenavelgazer:

sicw-tony:

talldarkbishoujo:

ftmark:

asteriskos:

sagedarkwoods:

stabdaddydroog:

tinandcoppermakebronze:

thelybrarian:

hnng

:swoon:

Girls in actual armor instead of stupid, revealing, useless swimwear lamely disguised as armor? Why yes, I will reblog this.

Yes please.

Ooh
Ooh gurl

badassary

is that lamellar I spy? :o

Um, hello, female I am suddenly attracted to. 
See Holmes? This is all you have to do to make me sexually attracted to women! Wear armor!

Dear fantasy illustrators: THIS IS HOW YOU DO WOMEN IN ARMOR.

I know I’ve reblogged this before and I’m doing it again because UNF, girl. This beats the hell out of any metal bikini I’ve ever seen on a female warrior.

introspectivenavelgazer:

sicw-tony:

talldarkbishoujo:

ftmark:

asteriskos:

sagedarkwoods:

stabdaddydroog:

tinandcoppermakebronze:

thelybrarian:

hnng

:swoon:

Girls in actual armor instead of stupid, revealing, useless swimwear lamely disguised as armor? Why yes, I will reblog this.

Yes please.

Ooh

Ooh gurl

badassary

is that lamellar I spy? :o

Um, hello, female I am suddenly attracted to. 

See Holmes? This is all you have to do to make me sexually attracted to women! Wear armor!

Dear fantasy illustrators: THIS IS HOW YOU DO WOMEN IN ARMOR.

I know I’ve reblogged this before and I’m doing it again because UNF, girl. This beats the hell out of any metal bikini I’ve ever seen on a female warrior.

Video 28 May 28,295 notes [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

u-ok:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

u ok

I mean, that is the basic technique. He’s not wrong.

Photo 27 May 10,885 notes miketooch:

ikeepasmileonmyfacesotheydontkno:

samisntcool:

fyeahcreepyshit:

Submitted by spirited-astray
Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
… Just be careful out there.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol
Sharks

Our very genetics know not to fuck with sharks.

miketooch:

ikeepasmileonmyfacesotheydontkno:

samisntcool:

fyeahcreepyshit:

Submitted by spirited-astray

Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol

Sharks

Our very genetics know not to fuck with sharks.

Photo 27 May 67 notes nachobragers:

i didnt feel like drawing an elaborate background so i did a collage-y thing hopefully it looks interesting or something


There needs to be an MST3K cartoon. Oh god the hilarities that would ensue!

nachobragers:

i didnt feel like drawing an elaborate background so i did a collage-y thing hopefully it looks interesting or something

There needs to be an MST3K cartoon. Oh god the hilarities that would ensue!

Video 27 May 974 notes
Photo 27 May 1,066 notes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abCq7rPKsMI

Practice on a hot dog first, dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abCq7rPKsMI

Practice on a hot dog first, dude.

(Source: bubblegumcrash)

Photo 26 May 170 notes chronosynclastic-infundibulum:

Meanwhile, in the not-too-distant future…

“I’m DIFFERENT!”

chronosynclastic-infundibulum:

Meanwhile, in the not-too-distant future…

“I’m DIFFERENT!”

(Source: chess-piece-face)

Video 22 May 141,631 notes

thebluesparrow:

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

I literally said “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh….” Outloud after I read this.

Mind. Blown.

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

Photo 21 May 128,347 notes callmekitto:

jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

Attaboy.

callmekitto:

jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

Attaboy.

(Source: bitchsuckmy12inch)


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